Dear Grumpy Cat,
I tried to visit you at Macy’s this past Friday but didn’t arrive early enough. After waiting in line for an hour by Union Square we were told that you had already left the premises and I returned home with a heavy heart.
Someday Grumpy Cat…someday.
<3, Chapman P.S. I will likely watch your Christmas special even though the trailer leads me to believe it will be awful (but maybe that's exactly what you had planned?). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw